Friday, March 13, 2009

Another Day, Another Remake: Stephen King's It

In an effort to destroy yet another piece of my childhood, the Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Warner Bros. plans to film Stephen King's "It" for the big screen.

You may recall that we already have a perfectly good adaptation of this book in the 1986 ABC miniseries that starred John Ritter, Harry Anderson, Annette O'Toole, Richard Thomas and Tim Curry as the evil clown Pennywise.

The story follows a group of kids who encounter a creature called It that preys on children and takes the form of a sadistic clown. They encounter the creature twice - as children and again as adults. Remember that scene where Tim Curry was in the sewer. That really freaked me out - actually it still does.

The remake is being written by Dave Kajganich who wrote "The Invasion" remake and is attached to the "Pet Semetary" remake and the "Escape from New York" remake. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Kajganich does not have a lot of original ideas in his head.

"It" without Tim Curry is like remaking "A Nightmare on Elm Street" without Robert Englund. You just don't do it. You listening to me Warner Bros.? Probably not.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

ROURKE AND JOHANSSON SET FOR IRON MAN 2

Well, it looks like Marvel continues to pull it's head out of it's ass. As it's been announced following the re-signing of Samuel L. Jackson that Mickey Rourke is now back on board. Apparently, Marvel has realized that the a follow-up to their biggest blockbuster to date (nearly $600 million to date) deserves spending a couple of extra bucks and has upped the offer to Rourke from the slap-in-the-face initial $250, 000 to a more respectable amount. Sources say that Rourke will be playing the Russian Iron Man baddie Crimson Dynamo, who for some reason will be amalgamated with non-related character Whiplash. Peculiar.

In other Iron Man news, for those who were holding to hope for Emily Blunt to still be able to slide on the dark leather and play Russian spy turned superhero Natasha Romanov (The Black Widow), well let it go. It's now been officially announced that Scarlet Johansson will be doing her best to squeeze into that skin-tight suit. I guess she figured after The Spirit she needed to try her hand at good comic book movie. Or maybe she thought this way she could go home to hubby Ryan Reynolds and compare notes on who plays the better assassin in a Marvel movie (since Reynolds is playing the merc-with-a-mouth Deadpool in the upcoming Wolverine film). Unfortunately, Blunt could not work around a previous obligation to Fox as previous mentioned. We all know how accommodating Fox Studios can be, just ask Warner Bros. and the crew of Watchmen.

Finally, in somewhat related news, Marvel has announced new release dates for a number of their upcoming properties. At one time Marvel had Iron Man 2 and Thor coming out fairly close together in 2010, with Captain America and The Avengers movies following suit in 2011. The studio has now decided to spread the movies out a bit, giving them a better chance for summer revenues without competing with itself (which makes it weird that Thor and Captain America are a month apart).
The new release dates are:
Iron Man 2- May 7, 2010 (still)
Thor- from July 6, 2010 to June 17th 2011
Captain America: The First Avenger- from May 6, 2011 to July 22, 2011
The Avengers- from July 15, 2011 to May 4, 2011.

Spider-Man 4 (Sony)- May 6, 2011 (just 2 DAYS after the release of The Avengers movie!)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

WHO WATCHED THE WATCHMEN?

Well, Zack Snyder is two for two with comic book movies. Warner Bros. Pictures' Watchmen dominated the box office on it's opening weekend, but was held back by its long 2 hour and 43 minute running time which resulted in less showings. This film version of the popular graphic novel of the same name earned an estimated $55.7 million from 3,611 theaters, for an average of $15,413 per location. With a $150 million budget, Watchmen marks the third-highest March opening of all time, trailing just behind Snyder's own 300 ($70.9 million) and Ice Age: The Meltdown ($68 million). It's opening weekend numbers are also the sixth best for an R-rated film. IMAX theaters brought in an estimated $5.5 million of the film's $55.7 million opening, which is the company's best opening-weekend numbers after The Dark Knight's $6.3 million. Internationally, Watchmen topped the box office as well with $27.5 million from 5,097 theaters in 45 markets. Worldwide, the film has earned $83.2 million after three days. Not bad for a movie that was never going to get made.

HOWARD THE DUCK on DVD

Maybe it's not the greatest comic book movie ever made, but I'm sure that there are plenty of people out there who will rejoice in the fact that Howard the Duck makes it way to DVD today for the first time in the U.S. Just imagine, now a whole new generation can watch Lea Thompson make out with a duck (see, and you thought her wanting to french her son in Back to the Future was sick). Never heard of Howard the Duck? Well let me catch you up a bit...

In 1986, George (make sure that kids like it) Lucas took an endeared Marvel comic icon and turned him into the biggest joke in comic (and Lucas) film history. Howard the Duck, although a bit unorthodox for a comic hero was actually a respected character in the Marvel comics stable. First appearing in 1973's Adventures into Fear as a secondary character for the Man-Thing, his popularity soon took off and Howard was given his own title. Howard the Duck's eventual cult following was so huge that in 1976 he became an actual nominee for president of the United States under the banner of the All-Night Party. Just ten years after that historic event Lucas brought us Howard the Duck the movie and left millions of people scratching their heads. Today, Howard the Duck is still considered the Gigli comic book films (sorry Batman and Robin), but still seems to find its niche with some fans. OK, fine. So, maybe Howard the Duck is considered one of the worst films of all time, but I'm not afraid to say it. I love this movie, and I always have. I don't remember if I ever saw this in the theater, but I can tell you for a fact that my friends and I watched it on VHS more times than I can count and we loved it every time. If you're a fan of Howard the Duck comics (which I am) you probably would not enjoy anything about this film unless you can just take it for what it is and enjoy it for all it's horrible goodness. Come on, any film with Lea Thompson, Tim Robbins, Holly Robinson and 8 guys starring as one 3-foot tall duck can't be all bad, can it?

Monday, March 9, 2009

MANATEES, EVIL QUEENS, AND GIANT LIZARDS

It's Monday, and despite the current changes to the site I still wanted to try to keep on pace with some of my entries, including the Monday morning animated threesome...or something like that. Anyway, here they are. Enjoy

The first short today comes from Katie Wendt, a student at the Rhode Island School of Design. It's just a simple traditional animation done in pencils, but it's pretty cute.
A MOMENT OF COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFE OF A MANATEE


Animator Allan Dye created this cartoon about the adventures of a small girl with an even smaller attention span. A.D.D. Jane was a finalist in the 2008 Flash Forward Finals and the grand prize winner of the MyToons animation contest.
A.D.D. JANE


And finally, I am going to end with a short that I used to love to watch as a kid whenever it happen to pop up on television, which wasn't very often...
BAMBI MEETS GODZILLA

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Watchmen Opening Credits

Like most of you, I've been letting Watchmen bang around in my brain since I saw it yesterday. One thing we can all agree on, the opening credits were an incredible accomplishment. Not sure if Zack Snyder should be considered a "visionary" (as the commercials keep telling us) but the opening (created with a company called yU+Co) are simply unforgettable.

Take another peek:

Breaking Bad returns to AMC this Sunday

"Breaking Bad" is the best drama on television, period. It tells the story of Walter White, played by the amazing Bryan Cranston, (the Dad from "Malcolm in the Middle") as a high school Chemistry Teacher who discovers he has stage 3 cancer and has 2 years to live. Walter is married, has a son with cerebral palsy, and another baby on the way, so the only way he can provide for his family after he's gone is to... cook crystal meth of course!
I know what you're thinking, this sounds super depressing. Sure, it's dealing with some heavy material, but there are plenty of laugh- out- loud moments as well. The show opens with Walter running around in the New Mexico desert in his tighty whiteys wearing a gas mask! The humor is never forced, it usually comes from ackward moments in life we all can relate to.
It's rare when a show I love actually wins awards, but Bryan Cranston won the 2008 Primetime Emmy Award for outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series, and he is backed up by an amazing supporting cast. Aaron Paul plays Jesse Pinkman, one of Walter's former students who dropped out, and is now his partner in the drug business. Dean Norris plays Walter's obnixous brother-in-law who also happens to be a DEA agent. Dean Norris is a highly underrated character actor you might remember from "Phantasm", "Total Recall", and "Starship Troopers."
Wonderfully written, perfectly cast, it doesn't get much better than this. Season 1 is now available on DVD if you need to catch up, and season 2 is premiering this Sunday on AMC.

Friday, March 6, 2009

FINAL WOLVERINE TRAILER

So, here is the final trailer for the upcoming Wolverine movie. You'll obviously notice the cameos of Cyclops, Emma Frost, and Gambit (now with his patented black and red eyes), but pay even closer attention to how they've completely jacked up Deadpool. He now apparently has his own claws and optic beams and is rumored to also have teleportation powers along with his normal healing abilities. From what I've been able to gather, Stryker is trying to build a Weapon XI (Deadpool) to take down WEAPON X (Wolverine) and Deadpool is an amalgamation of other mutants powers. Since Ryan Reynolds does not play the 'Deadpool' that fights Wolverine (Reynolds seemes to be credited as Wade Wilson, Deadpool's real name) I'm hoping that instead Reynolds helps take down this 'Deadpool' and afterwards is like, "There's only one Deadpool, B**ch!", but it's Fox so they probably actually screwed the coolest character up. What the heck, it's still got to be better than X-3. Am I right?

WATCHMEN: Saturday Morning Cartoon

Okay, so by now most of you know that Watchmen isn't exactly a property for kids (even though plenty of unsuspecting parents will wander into theaters with their bright eyed chitterlings), but if it was it would probably end up looking something like this animated short from Harry Partridge. Then again, we did get Police Academy, Toxic Avenger, and Robocop cartoons, so you never know. Warner Bros., please don't...

New Star Trek Trailer




To be perfectly honest, I'm not a huge Star Trek fan. I liked "The Next Generation" and "Deep Space Nine" but but never really got into the other shows, even "The Original Series" (blasphemy!). However, the footage from this new film has got me pumped. Have there ever been more exciting Star Trek trailers?

Plus, if even a casual fan like myself is counting the days until this hits theaters, it's going to make a boatload of cash.

Can I suggest a replacement to the defunct 'Countdown to Watchmen' clock?

Star Trek, directed by J.J. Abrams, is due May 8th, 2009 from Paramount.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Watchmen in 17 Minutes



Some guy over at Eisentower30.com spliced together all 17 minutes of Watchmen footage that has been released from clips, US and International Trailers and arranged them chronologically. I can wait one more day so I'm not going to watch it but I bet you will.

Enjoy:

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Daft Punk to score Tron 2.0

Talk about a match made in heaven. Upcoming Film Scores is reporting that the French electronica duo has been tapped to score the upcoming film starring Olivia Wilde, Garett Hedlund, Beau Garrett and Jeff Bridges (!) reprising his role as super genius Kevin Flynn. It will be directed by Joseph Kosinksi and written by "Lost" screenwriters Eddie Kitsis and Adam Horowitz.

The film is a sequel to the 1982 cult classic (kind of refreshing in these remake/re-imagining crazy times) and will feature Wilde's character battling the Master Control Program. Bridges will play the villain (you can tell because leaked footage show him with a beard ala Iron Man).

Daft Punk have written music for films in the past but this will be their first shot at composing a complete score.

I'm in as long as they find a role for this guy:

Monday, March 2, 2009

WATCHMEN: 6 Minutes to Midnight

Warner Bros has just released a new 10-minute interactive trailer for Watchmen on 6MinutesToMidnight.com. After deciphering a series of Rorschach images given to you by...well, Rorschach, you are treated to exclusive content for the upcoming Watchmen film. I will give you fair warning, though -if you've been worried about being exposed to too much Watchmen footage just before the movie comes out then DO NOT watch the content offered here. I only watched three seconds of the footage and I'm already worried that I've ruined the movie for myself. But, you know, it's up to you. What the heck do I know?

3-D TVs Coming 2010

[reported from /film]

No sooner has Blu-Ray seen off HD-DVD with it’s knobbly knocking stick than another format war starts brewing in, quite literally, the R&D labs. According to a report in Video Business, Panasonic are looking to launch their first 3D-ready HD sets in what they hope will be an industry-wide standard, and will do so as soon as next year.

It’s probably pertinent to tell you right away that while Panasonic aren’t the only manufacturers working on a 3D standard, they are the ones in league with James Cameron. That alone has very possibly won them any upcoming format war before it even reaches the shop floor. Their system does indeed sound really brilliant, but so do the others, in their ways…

Ye olde 3D system used red and blue anaglyph glasses and is obviously already possible on home TVs of all kinds. When the most recent cinema hits have been repackaged for home consumers the 3D has been downgraded to work in this format. Or, rather, not quite work in this format because, frankly, the system is a bit of a dog. It doesn’t work consistently and a very significant percentage of users report that they don’t feel it works at all for them. I can’t believe that Dreamworks dare pollute the public idea of 3D with their Monsters vs. Aliens ad at the Superbowl, and fear they may have confused a large number of viewers with their tacky specs and substandard TV 3D.

But did you know that the new, polarized lens system is already possible at home? There already are ways to line up players and sets and specs to get the same 3D effect you’d get at a screening of, say, Coraline. It just isn’t standardized and until it is, there aren’t going to many major releases.

Here’s a brief run down of the three big players likely to duke it out in the coming months and years:

Panasonic’s system uses a Plasma and the same specs that you get at a Real-D screening. I know this system works, because I’ve seen it in action.

Samsung’s system has been around a while without much content. However, they also have a kind of conversion engine pending that will turn 2D into 3D on the fly - though this is likely to be very problematic and certainly won’t be the optimum solution, not least because it takes control of the stereo elements out of the hands of the filmmakers.

Hyundai’s system uses a polarising sheet over an LCD screen, which is likely to be the cheaper option and will also side step the various issues with Plasma screens (as well, of course, as the various benefits). This system is already on sale in Japan and will be running in Britain very soon with Sky TV planning to steadily ramp up their 3D output over the coming years until they can broadcast a very size-able chunk of the London 2012 Olympics in stereo-vision.

The closest thing to a set standard so far is in Panasonic’s pocket. They already started coding Blu-Ray discs with left and right eye fields and pledge to release Avatar on a 3D disc next year. At the moment, the Panasonic demo discs require a pimped up player that can tear through twice as much data per second than normal. Hopefully this won’t be the case with the release software as asking consumers to replace their newly minted BD decks is simply not going to fly.

Video Business have embedded a recent YouTube video in which Cameron briefly mentions collaborating with Panasonic on “high quality” 3D for the home. It seems to be software, not hardware, that wins format wars, but perversely, it’s the price of hardware that determines how far a media standard will infiltrate the marketplace. While Avatar is very likely to win the war for Panasonic, this success will be in vain if they don’t price-up for the Yous, Mes and Everyone we Knows out there.

If you have the right kind of 3D glasses, the Panasonic logo that James Cameron is conjuring out of thin air at the top of this post will fly around room and poke you in the eye.

QUICK BITS: REMAKES & SEQUELS

After posting this week's DVD releases and seeing Ace Ventura Jr. (which I had been able to put out of head until then) on the list, I decided that with so many remakes and sequels on the horizon, I might just do a quick run-down of what the studios have in store for your viewing pleasure.

J.J. Abrams is currently toying with an idea to expand on last year's Cloverfield. Details are non-existent at this time, but Abrams was quoted as saying, “We have an idea that we thought was pretty cool that we’re playing with, which means there will be something that’s connected to Cloverfield, but I hope it happens sooner rather than later because the idea is pretty sweet.”

Iain Softley is currently casting for a musical remake of his 1994 biopic Backbeat, following the early years of the Beatles and more specifically Lennon's best friend and Beatle-for-pretendsies Stuart Sutcliffe.

Producers Ray Haboush and Brian Yuzna are planning a remake of their cult horror film Re-Animator in 3-D, minus original director Stuart Gordon, that is.


Street Fighter opens to an astounding opening weekend

When I say 'outstanding', I mean outstandingly horrible. Street Fighter: The Legends of Chun Li, the newly updated version of the classic video game franchise opened this weekend to a box office draw of a mere $4.6 million, just a tad bit shy of its $60 million budget. To put in perspective how miserably this movie did, the original Jean-Claude Van Damme cheesefest did $6.9 million for it's opening weekend way back in 1994, when ticket prices were much lower -and they were only working with a $35 million budget. Of course, this is only the opening weekend. I'm sure it will make plenty more in the next few weeks to surpass it's remaining budget. It's not like there's any movies premiering this coming weekend that would take anymore draw from Street Fighter's box office returns. Well, I guess there is the Watchmen movie this Friday, but I mean who the heck wants to see that -am I right? Oh, Kristen Kruek, I bet Smallville doesn't look so bad now, does it?

EATING LIKE A BIRD

To give GeekSexy some semblance of order, I've decided to make Monday mornings new cartoon day. What better way to kick off your work week than with a smile. From now on, I will try to have three new toons up every Monday morning. Let's see how well I do with that, shall we? Have a good week.

The first cartoon today is Eating Like a Bird from animator Curtis Carey. Enjoy.

A GENTLEMEN'S DUEL

Next up, from Blur Studios comes A Gentlemen's Duel; proving that women make men do stupid things.

PROWLIES AT THE RIVER

This third cartoon is a long-time favorite of mine. From Australian animator Adam Phillips, Prowlies at the River is just one installment in a series of cartoons featuring the mischievous little anti-hero Bitey. Phillips is currently working on feature-length version of his Brackenwood series, so you'll probably be seeing Bitey and the rest of the characters again sometime in the near future, or if you want to see more now, just go to www.oohbitey.com.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Star Trek exhibit in the Motor City

Of all the strange new worlds the Enterprise and her crew have explored, I'm sure nothing could have prepared them for... Detroit! The Detroit Science Center has a new Star Trek exhibit- "This multi- city touring exhibition contains the world's most comprehensive collection of authentic Star Trek ships, set re-creations, costumes and props from 5 television series and 10 films over the last 40 years."
And they're not kidding, I just went, and they have some amazing stuff, there is a re-creation of Captain Picard's quarters complete with all kinds of trinkets, even that goofy flute he used to play! There are tons of costumes, from Scott Bakula's uniform in "Enterprise", to 7 0f 9's skintight jumpsuit from "Voyager". They have the borg ship, all kinds of weapons, tricorders, and the transporter room, where you can actually see yourself get "beamed up", but I have to say my personal favorite was a Klingon captain's chair! What better place to watch your T.V. from?
They recreated the bridge from the original series, and my buddy and I sat in Sulu and Chekov's seats. Neither of us sat in Captain Kirk's chair, you know why? Repect.
Tickets are $18.95 for adults and $14.95 for kids and seniors, and if you like Star Trek believe me it's worth it. The exhibit will run until September 7th so you have plenty of time to check it out this summer.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Zatanna puts a hex on Smallville

The powers that be must have a fetish for the fishnet stockings, because the last two future Justice Leaguers to guest star on the CW's Smallville are both infamous for sporting the classic leg wear. Luckily, neither of them are men (that would just be weird). Last season introduced Oliver Queen's permanent on again off again love interest Black Canary, who is now married to the emerald archer in comic continuity. On march 26th, magician Zatanna lends a helping hand in an episode appropriotely entitled 'Hex', in which Chloe and Clark each learn the true meaning of the phrase, "Be careful what you wish for". Model/actress Serinda Swan will play the magical hero who can only cast spells by reciting them backwards. Yzarc! Well, she definitely has the look down, but we'll just have to wait and see if she has anymore tricks up her sleeve.

IN OTHER SMALLVILLE NEWS:
In case you haven't heard, Smallville has recently been renewed for a 9th season. At this point one could only speculate on who will remain for the next season, but it's rumored that the entire core cast of season 8 will be back for another round. The only person in question right now is Sam Witwer, who plays Davis Bloome, ambumance driver and host to Doomsday. Though there is a chance Witwer may not return, Doomsday will definitely be making an encore appearance as pro wrestler Matt Morgan recently revealed that he was cast to take the place of current Doomsday actor Dario Delacio in the coming stories. At 7 feet tall Morgan's Doomsday should tower over poor Clark Kent. Now that sounds like a party!

Sam Jackson is back with a Fury

Without getting into too much detail about the numerous blunders Marvel Studios has been making since their amazingly profitable Iron Man movie rocked theaters last summer, it looks like one of them has finally been remedied. For those who don't know, fan-favorite Samuel L. Jackson was a breath away from not reprising his role as Nick Fury, leader of SHIELD, who's after-credits scene in Iron Man introduced fans to the new cohesive 'Marvel Movieverse', where different icons can now share a continuity between seperate franchises. Due to money and contract problems, which Marvel has become infamous for in the last year (Marvel almost didn't re-sign Iron Man director Favreau, went back on Terrance Howard's contract and replaced him with Don Cheadle, and offered Oscar nominated Mickey Rourke a mere $250,000 to play a villian in Iron Man 2, just to name a few.), Jackson had stated publicly that he more than likely would not be returning to the role that was supposed to move between the different franchises building up to the 2011 Avengers movie. Well, Marvel has made a complete 180 and as it stands now Jackson is re-signed for an undisclosed amount of money, but that's not the biggest news to that story. The real kicker is that Jackson didn't get a two or three picture renewal. He is now signed on for no less than nine, count 'em, NINE Marvel vehicles as Nick Fury. That means that Marvel is very ambitiously preparing for at least nine more 'Movieverse' features. Well, we all know that those movies will probably include Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, and the Avengers film, but what exactly does Marvel have in store after that? The mind reels. Either way, I'm glad to see that Marvel is finally willing to make some concessions for the fans...at least this time.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

WATCHMEN: Rorchach at work

OK. I know I said I was done with the Watchmen clips, but I think this is worth the exception. Actually, I think Rorschach is always worth the exception. He is a bad mother -shut your mouth! (Only talking 'bout Rorschach...)

Circuit City's loss is your gain.

Sure, our economy is going down the crapper and things are looking pretty bleak, but there are some deals to be had out there! I went to my local Circuit City and ALL their DVD's and CD's are half off!
Yes, it's kinda depressing being in a store that has gone out of business, watching the hapless employees just going through the motions. Why do they still bother wearing their uniforms? What's the manager gonna do, fire them?
Back to my main point, I picked up the New Line Platinum Edition of "A History of Violence" for just $5 bucks, and "Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3" for $3.50! This is the 1990 "Leatherface" by the way, not that Michael Bay poop, thank you very much.
I also picked up The Eagles of Death Metal's latest album "Heart On", which if have never heard of, I highly recommend.
I was really suprised at the amount of good stuff left over, I thought the store was going to be picked pretty clean, but there was even a good number of Blue Ray discs sitting on the shelves. I don't know if the Circuit City nearest you will have the same deals or selection, but if you want to build your library I recommend checking it out.

Gondry to helm "The Green Hornet"

Good News: Looks like the new adaptation of "The Green Hornet" is back on track again with "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" director Michel Gondry at the helm. You may have heard that original director Stephen Chow dropped out over creative differences. He is, however, still expected to co-star as Kato.

Bad News: Seth Rogen is still starring. Love the guy but this was not a good idea. Who's producing this thing? Oh yeah, Seth Rogen.

Admittedly, I'm a pretty big Gondry fan from his music video days. His film career, on the other hand, has been a bit spotty. Loved "Eternal Sunshine" and "The Science of Sleep" (though it's definitely not for everybody). Liked "Block Party" if only for the fantastic music and reminding me how much I miss Dave Chapelle. Really, really wanted to love "Be Kind Rewind" but only kind of half-liked it. I never saw "Human Nature" because I prefer hottie "True Romance" Patricia Arquette to hairy Patricia Arquette. Nonetheless, the man sure is ambitous.

Plus, you've got to admit that this is pure awesomeness:


"The Green Hornet" is due Summer 2010 from Columbia Pictures.

Frisky Dingo

Frisky Dingo is one of funniest shows to come to Cartoon Network's Adult Swim in a very long time and that being said, you will probably never see another episode of the animated series ever again.

70-30 Productions have attempting to keep the property afloat with The Xtacles while creator Adam Reed takes a bit of a hiatus, but even that seems to have been a short-lived outing. It's a shame, since 70-30's Sealab 2021 was one of the flagship shows that help get Adult Swim off the ground in the beginning. Who's to blame for the production company's downfall? Some would say the jackholes at Adult Swim, while others might say...the jackholes at Adult Swim.

Judge for yourself:
Nikki D from Adult Swim replies to the state of 70-30 and Frisky Dingo/Xtacles

First off.. AS were not directly responsible for Frisky Dingo not coming back... but I do blame them for 70-30 having to shut down.

Adam Reed left 70-30 several months back putting Frisky Dingo in limbo. Why? I didn't get too many details when talking to the other 70-30 guys about it and frankly I didn't want to push the mater but it sounded like he needed a break. Basically they didn't know if he was going to return or not and Frisky Dingo simply can't exist without Adam... him being the voice of Killface, Xander and many other the other characters. In light of this they decided to keep the Dingoverse going by making a spin-off of the Xtacles and still leave open the possibility of FD coming back. They created the short for the season 2 DVD that was going to set the stage and the series was going to premiere after the release of the season 2 dvd.

Here's where AS flubbed everything up. Back in October they were finishing up the first two eps and out of the blue AS tells them they want to run both of them on the same night, just two weeks away. This really gave them barely any time to do all the promoting they could have done. They were able to get one little interview done and mostly used my site to post about it and made us some promotional goodies and posted preview clips... etc. But that really wasn't going to be remotely as effective as the attention they would have gotten from the DVD release and the Xtacles short on it... not to mention months to really spread the word since they had been pretty quiet about it at that point. There was no excuse for what AS did next. On the night of the Xtacles premiere they put up a bump right before it leading people to believe that they needed to choose which show they wanted to have, Xtacles or Dingo, and to vote on the boards. At this point they knew full well that Adam had moved on, yet they kicked off the series making people think that if they liked it they will never see FD season 3. One of the mods even made a post telling people to vote. A couple days later 70-30 tells me that AS didn't like the ratings and that if the ratings on the Friday night repeat didn't reach the number they had expected for Sun night that it would probably be cancelled. So we did what we could to spread the word and get people to watch but that was just not going to happen on a Fri night.

Despite this, they decided to continue working on a 3rd episode with no idea whether it would be picked up or not. Dave Willis even helped them write up the script. AS just would not give them another shot though. With no show to work on and having poured the last 1/2 of the year into the Xtacles, they had little choice but to close up shop and move on. If AS had actually let things play out like they were supposed to and gave the show a fair shot and it still failed... then I'd just have accepted it. The Xtacles never had a chance with the way they handled it. 70-30 deserved better treatment than this.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

WOLVERINE: Game Trailer

Here is a first look at the new Wolverine video game based on the upcoming X-Men Origins movie.

LONELY ISLAND: INCREDIBAD

Have you picked up your copy of Lonely Island's new CD Incredibad, yet? No? Yeah, I didn't figure. Go ahead...I'll wait.

WATCHMEN: Prison Break Scene

With it coming so close to the Watchmen movie release, I'm trying really hard to not watch anymore clips online, but this one was too good to pass up. This is a clip originally aired on MTV's Spoilers show of the prison break scene from the film showing Nite Owl and Silk Spectre doing their thing.

Inside the mind of R2-D2...

Ever wonder what R2-D2 is really thinking? Check out this Episode 1 run down of memorable R2 moments.

[WARNING: CONTAINS SOME COLORFUL LANGUAGE...WELL, TEXT]

Monday, February 23, 2009

QUICK BITS

  • Sony has recently announced that to better utilize the disc space of their PS3 discs, the company will now be releasing Blu-ray movies with the accompanying movie tie-in game on the same disc. So, now when you buy your Watchmen movie on Blu-ray you'll get the Watchmen game along with it. What kind of delays this may cause and what the price tag will be is still a little vague at this time.
  • Sometime in the near future, you can expect theatrical versions of some of your favorite childhood toys a la Clue including Battleship, Monopoly (Ridley Scott), Ouija (Michael Bay), Candy Land (Ethan Cohen) and...Stretch Armstrong?
  • ABC has officially began production on The Witches of Eastwick, a new series based loosely off of the 1987 Jack Nicholson film of the same name.
  • In other remake news, it looks like Leo DiCaprio will be leading up the cast in an updated version of the 1983 classic War Games starring Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy.
  • The Dark Knight has finally broken the $1 billion mark worldwide, making only the fourth film to do so behindTitanic, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dean Man's Chest.
  • Also in DC movie news, it has recently been announced that Warner Bros. will not reboot the Superman franchise as once speculated (and hoped), but instead will put the final nail in the Superman movie coffin with Superman: Unleashed (originally titled Superman: Man of Steel to mirror The Dark Knight), which will continue as the next sequel after Superman Ruined, I mean Superman Returns.

...and the Oscar goes to:

So, guess who won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. THAT'S RIGHT, BABY!!!Congratulations to Heath and his family. You're gone, but definitely not forgotten.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Watchmen: Minutemen video game

What the best viral tie-in to the upcoming Watchmen movie so far? In my opinion, it would have be the most excellent 8-bit Minutemen video game at minutemenarcade. The game was created to look as though it was an actual game right out of 1985 in all it's pixelated glory.
As a member of the Minutemen, you can choose to be either the original Nite Owl or the original Silk Spectre in a mission to defeat the evil Moloch. It's not the most complicated game in the world and it's slightly reminiscent of the classic Double Dragon arcade game, but more than anything it's just another vehicle to allow us to step into the Watchmen world.

PROJECT: PEDAL

For the last few years my buddy Mike has been pouring his heart and soul into a little project entitled "For Thousands of Miles". While he is still hard at work cutting the film AND a 'making of' documentary called "64 Days" AND a production blog at ProjectPedal, he has also been trying to enter the footage in a number of film festivals and contests. One such contest is Babelgum's 2nd Annual Online Film Festival and he needs your vote. So if you have an extra second, jump over to the site here and put in your vote for 64 Days. Mike has an amazing vision and the work he's doing is just fantastic. Please go to Babelgum's site and vote (you can actually vote once a day, so vote often) to show your support. The prize money would be invaluable to finishing production on the film which has already cost tens of thousands of dollars to date. You can check out some of the footage below or for more on the project go to www.ProjectPedal.com. Thanks.

Episode One: From the beginning from mike ambs ☂ on Vimeo.

Wil Wheaton reviews 'Watchmen'

Uber-geek and former Enterprise Crewman Wil Wheaton was privy to an advance screening of the new Watchmen film and was nice enough to share his thoughts on Zack Snyder's adaptation of the popular graphic novel.

I'm not going to discuss specifics, because that would suck for a lot of people, but: PAY ATTENTIO
N, MY FELLOW GEEKS: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. Now, listen, I know that we live in a world where we've endured Ang Lee's The Hulk, Spiderman 3, both Fantastic Four movies, and Indiana Jones Gets Raped Repeatedly While We Are Forced To Watch In Horror, so I think it would be really strange if we weren't worried and apprehensive about something that already means so much to us, but I hope this will calm your nerves until the movie is released: Watchmen is faithful to the book. It respects the book. I swear by the beard of Zeus, it feels like the book. Yes, there are some cuts, but they serve the release and don't disrupt or betray the narrative at all. Yes, they made a change to something that's a pretty big deal in the book, but it doesn't matter; what they did instead accomplishes exactly the same thing, and it does it perfectly. There is some of the Zack Snyder signature slow motion, and though it's a little heavy in the very first scene (which worried me) it isn't overdone throughout the movie at all, and I found it to be pretty cool and entertaining. Ultra-purists who are just determined to pick it apart will be able to find some things to be upset about, but I don't know why they're even bothering to see it, to be honest. Speaking only for myself, as someone who has read the book over and over again, there were maybe ... three ... things that made me go "eh," but I had to work really hard to get even that perturbed, because ultimately none of them mattered. In fact, when the movie was over, and I thought about the stuff they cut or moved around, I just couldn't get upset about it, because nothing happened that [frick]ed with the story or the characters, at all. Zack Snyder's Watchmen is as close to a perfect film adaptation of Alan Moore's Watchmen as we were ever going to see, and when his super-ultimate-here's-everything cut comes out in the fall, I think it will be perfect. But what I saw yesterday is truly remarkable: a big studio movie adaptation of one of the most — if not the most — important graphic novels of my lifetime that not only didn't [frick] it up, but brought it to life brilliantly. I can't think of a better, more faithful, graphic novel adaptation, ever. Nothing else even comes close.

I think we can all breath at least slightly easier knowing that one of the faithful has given his blessing. If you think that this was all Wil had to say on the subject, think again. This was just a condensed version of his review. For the full helping, jump on over to Wil's site right now...or, you know, whenever you get a second.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Steve Brule (for Billy)



It has come to my attention that the owner of this site does not care for Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

For your health...

Vader Sessions



Of all the Vader parodies on the internet, this one is by far my favorite.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer

I'm pretty sure everyone has seen the new Transformers 2 trailer that debuted in theaters with Friday the 13th, but in case you haven't or you just wanted to see it again, here it be:

MSH: WHAT THE--?!

With the success of Twisted Toyfare Theater in print, Robot Chicken on television, and I'm a Marvel/I'm a DC on the internet using popular comic book figures in comedic scenarios, Marvel Comics has decided to take a turn at cashing in on their own characters by creating Marvel Super Heroes: What the--?! First up, super villian extraordinaire M.O.D.O.K. has his own little 'Christian Bale' moment with an A.I.M. lackey.

The latest Watchmen trailer

Out of all of the clips I've seen for the upcoming Watchmen movie, the latest trailer is by far the best. Even though it basically contains footage that's appeared in most of the former trailers there's just something about the way that this one is cut together that makes it stand out above the rest.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

A Scrubs Charlie Brown Christmas

I know this is about 2 months out of season, but I didn't feel like waiting almost a year to post this video. I'm not sure how this stayed under my radar for 5 years, but I'm glad I found it. The following is a re-edited version of A Charlie Brown Christmas featuring the cast of Scrubs. The clip is just great, but the fact that everyone took time out to do this is even better. Enjoy.

THE DESCENT 2 trailer

The powers that be have declared that the 2005 sleeper hit The Descent is in need of a sequel. Okay, so this isn't exactly fresh news, but the trailer is and although most fans of the impressive horror film feel that everything that needed to be said was said with the original, expect The Descent 2 (or The De2cent) to start making its way to theaters around the globe on March 27, 2009. What is this new film about and how does it tie into a story where almost every character dies? Well, watch the trailer, Dummy. That's what it's here for.

Friday the 13th makes a killing

Friday the 13th opened last Friday to the second highest grossing opening President's Day Weekend ever at $42.2 million, burying the competition. Next in line was the chick-flick Confessions of a Shopaholic with a modest $17.3 million and the action thriller The International that basically flopped at 10.7 million. As impressive as the numbers are, it's even more impressive that a slasher film that's a rehash of a previously half-dead franchise pulled in such great numbers. What's not so impressive? The fact that the film with the number one opening President's Day Weekend is...Ghost Rider with Nicholas Cage. Yeesh!

Monday, February 16, 2009

CURSE OF THE BLACK FREIGHTER trailer

For those that don't know Tales of the Black Freighter is a story within the Watchmen graphic novel. I had previously mentioned that it would be coming to DVD and Blu-ray. If you look really closely you can actually see the raft made from human corpses. Tasty.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

STREET FIGHTER 4

Here is a trailer for the upcoming Street Fighter 4 game. It's rumored that this game takes place between the events of Street Fighter 2 & 3 and for the most part, it just looks like an updated version of Street Fighter 3. The one thing I am looking forward to is the addition of El Fuerte, a luchador with lightning fast moves. LUCHARAN!!! Street Fighter 4 comes home to Xbox 360 and PS3 later this week.

"Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!" Will blow your friggin' mind.

On Sunday, February 8th, the 4th season of "Tim & Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!" premiered on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. The episode, titled "Snow" featured Tim & Eric snowed in, so they hosted a dance party at their home. Unfortunately, the only people in attendance were creepy old men who had no business dancing. Oh, and there was an ad for D- Pants, which are "protective pants you wear under your trousers to capture and contain your uncontrollable diarrhea."
That about sums up Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, and so help me God I love every minute of it. I was raised on sketch comedy, starting with Dana Carvey's Church Lady on SNL. Then came "The Kids in the Hall", and HBO's "Mr. Show with Bob and David." Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, formerly of Adult Swim's "Tom goes to the Mayor", take it to a whole new level with the some of the most bizarre and unsettling antics I have ever been exposed to.
You think clowns are creepy? They have child clowns that are available for rental. There was a public service announcement to "keep ya meat ice cold!" so you don't get sick. Each 12 minute episode is packed with songs, fake commercials and infomercials, and just some of the weirdest stuff you will ever see.
You want guest stars? How about Jeff Goldblum, Ed Begley Jr, Alan Thicke, Will Forte, Rainn Wilson, and Weird Al Yankovic. The great John C. Reilly has a recurring role as Dr. Steve Brule, a news ancor who, aw heck, you just gotta see him for yourself.
I have a hard time recommending Tim & Eric because it's probably one of the most polarizing shows Adult Swim has ever had. People either love it, or REALLY hate it. It's also one of those shows that gets funnier the more you see it, and if you happen to be under the influence on any elicit stuff, well it won't hurt your enjoyment either.
The second season of Tim & Eric is now available on DVD so if this looks to be your thing, I suggest picking it up, I know I will.