Another Day, Another Remake: Stephen King's It

Friday, March 13, 2009
In an effort to destroy yet another piece of my childhood, the Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Warner Bros. plans to film Stephen King's "It" for the big screen.

You may recall that we already have a perfectly good adaptation of this book in the 1986 ABC miniseries that starred John Ritter, Harry Anderson, Annette O'Toole, Richard Thomas and Tim Curry as the evil clown Pennywise.

The story follows a group of kids who encounter a creature called It that preys on children and takes the form of a sadistic clown. They encounter the creature twice - as children and again as adults. Remember that scene where Tim Curry was in the sewer. That really freaked me out - actually it still does.

The remake is being written by Dave Kajganich who wrote "The Invasion" remake and is attached to the "Pet Semetary" remake and the "Escape from New York" remake. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Kajganich does not have a lot of original ideas in his head.

"It" without Tim Curry is like remaking "A Nightmare on Elm Street" without Robert Englund. You just don't do it. You listening to me Warner Bros.? Probably not.

ROURKE AND JOHANSSON SET FOR IRON MAN 2

Thursday, March 12, 2009
Well, it looks like Marvel continues to pull it's head out of it's ass. As it's been announced following the re-signing of Samuel L. Jackson that Mickey Rourke is now back on board. Apparently, Marvel has realized that the a follow-up to their biggest blockbuster to date (nearly $600 million to date) deserves spending a couple of extra bucks and has upped the offer to Rourke from the slap-in-the-face initial $250, 000 to a more respectable amount. Sources say that Rourke will be playing the Russian Iron Man baddie Crimson Dynamo, who for some reason will be amalgamated with non-related character Whiplash. Peculiar.

In other Iron Man news, for those who were holding to hope for Emily Blunt to still be able to slide on the dark leather and play Russian spy turned superhero Natasha Romanov (The Black Widow), well let it go. It's now been officially announced that Scarlet Johansson will be doing her best to squeeze into that skin-tight suit. I guess she figured after The Spirit she needed to try her hand at good comic book movie. Or maybe she thought this way she could go home to hubby Ryan Reynolds and compare notes on who plays the better assassin in a Marvel movie (since Reynolds is playing the merc-with-a-mouth Deadpool in the upcoming Wolverine film). Unfortunately, Blunt could not work around a previous obligation to Fox as previous mentioned. We all know how accommodating Fox Studios can be, just ask Warner Bros. and the crew of Watchmen.

Finally, in somewhat related news, Marvel has announced new release dates for a number of their upcoming properties. At one time Marvel had Iron Man 2 and Thor coming out fairly close together in 2010, with Captain America and The Avengers movies following suit in 2011. The studio has now decided to spread the movies out a bit, giving them a better chance for summer revenues without competing with itself (which makes it weird that Thor and Captain America are a month apart).
The new release dates are:
Iron Man 2- May 7, 2010 (still)
Thor- from July 6, 2010 to June 17th 2011
Captain America: The First Avenger- from May 6, 2011 to July 22, 2011
The Avengers- from July 15, 2011 to May 4, 2011.

Spider-Man 4 (Sony)- May 6, 2011 (just 2 DAYS after the release of The Avengers movie!)

WHO WATCHED THE WATCHMEN?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Well, Zack Snyder is two for two with comic book movies. Warner Bros. Pictures' Watchmen dominated the box office on it's opening weekend, but was held back by its long 2 hour and 43 minute running time which resulted in less showings. This film version of the popular graphic novel of the same name earned an estimated $55.7 million from 3,611 theaters, for an average of $15,413 per location. With a $150 million budget, Watchmen marks the third-highest March opening of all time, trailing just behind Snyder's own 300 ($70.9 million) and Ice Age: The Meltdown ($68 million). It's opening weekend numbers are also the sixth best for an R-rated film. IMAX theaters brought in an estimated $5.5 million of the film's $55.7 million opening, which is the company's best opening-weekend numbers after The Dark Knight's $6.3 million. Internationally, Watchmen topped the box office as well with $27.5 million from 5,097 theaters in 45 markets. Worldwide, the film has earned $83.2 million after three days. Not bad for a movie that was never going to get made.

HOWARD THE DUCK on DVD

Maybe it's not the greatest comic book movie ever made, but I'm sure that there are plenty of people out there who will rejoice in the fact that Howard the Duck makes it way to DVD today for the first time in the U.S. Just imagine, now a whole new generation can watch Lea Thompson make out with a duck (see, and you thought her wanting to french her son in Back to the Future was sick). Never heard of Howard the Duck? Well let me catch you up a bit...

In 1986, George (make sure that kids like it) Lucas took an endeared Marvel comic icon and turned him into the biggest joke in comic (and Lucas) film history. Howard the Duck, although a bit unorthodox for a comic hero was actually a respected character in the Marvel comics stable. First appearing in 1973's Adventures into Fear as a secondary character for the Man-Thing, his popularity soon took off and Howard was given his own title. Howard the Duck's eventual cult following was so huge that in 1976 he became an actual nominee for president of the United States under the banner of the All-Night Party. Just ten years after that historic event Lucas brought us Howard the Duck the movie and left millions of people scratching their heads. Today, Howard the Duck is still considered the Gigli comic book films (sorry Batman and Robin), but still seems to find its niche with some fans. OK, fine. So, maybe Howard the Duck is considered one of the worst films of all time, but I'm not afraid to say it. I love this movie, and I always have. I don't remember if I ever saw this in the theater, but I can tell you for a fact that my friends and I watched it on VHS more times than I can count and we loved it every time. If you're a fan of Howard the Duck comics (which I am) you probably would not enjoy anything about this film unless you can just take it for what it is and enjoy it for all it's horrible goodness. Come on, any film with Lea Thompson, Tim Robbins, Holly Robinson and 8 guys starring as one 3-foot tall duck can't be all bad, can it?

MANATEES, EVIL QUEENS, AND GIANT LIZARDS

Monday, March 9, 2009
It's Monday, and despite the current changes to the site I still wanted to try to keep on pace with some of my entries, including the Monday morning animated threesome...or something like that. Anyway, here they are. Enjoy

The first short today comes from Katie Wendt, a student at the Rhode Island School of Design. It's just a simple traditional animation done in pencils, but it's pretty cute.
A MOMENT OF COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFE OF A MANATEE


Animator Allan Dye created this cartoon about the adventures of a small girl with an even smaller attention span. A.D.D. Jane was a finalist in the 2008 Flash Forward Finals and the grand prize winner of the MyToons animation contest.
A.D.D. JANE


And finally, I am going to end with a short that I used to love to watch as a kid whenever it happen to pop up on television, which wasn't very often...
BAMBI MEETS GODZILLA

DVD releases for Mar. 10th

Sunday, March 8, 2009
TOP PICKS:
- Milk
- Pinocchio: 70th Anniversary Platinum Edition

- Role Models (Unrated)

OTHER RELEASES:
- Batman: The Motion Picture Anthology
- Battle in Seattle
- The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
- Cadillac Records
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Caroline in the City: The Second Season
- Escape to Witch Mountain (Special Edition)
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Family Ties: The Fifth Season
- Fullmetal Alchemist: The Complete Second Season
- Get Smart: Season Two
- The Girls Next Door: Season Four
- Happy-Go-Lucky
- Howard the Duck (Special Edition)
- Let the Right One In
- Marie and Bruce
- Rachel Getting Married
- Return From Witch Mountain (Special Edition)
- South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season
- The Starter Wife: Season 1
- Synecdoche, New York
- Transporter 3 (2-Disc Fully Loaded Edition)
- Transporter 3 (Full Screen & Widescreen Edition)
- Woody Woodpecker Favorites

COOL BLU-RAY RELEASES:
-
Pinocchio (2-Disc 70th Anniversary Platinum Edition + Standard DVD)
- Batman Anthology
- South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season